"Good evening boys and girls, assorted creatures of the realms. We are Montenegro, and we are the prelude to what you all are truly here for... Give us a few moments of your time as the ladies prepare. Sit back, mellow out, and let's ROCK!"
Stoney revs the motorcycles, swinging the band into Motley Crue's Girls Girls Girls. Obs voice rasps out the lyrics.
Friday night and I need a fight
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife
Handful of grease in my hair feels right
As the song ends, they slide right into Joan Jett's Do You Wanna Touch Me. Ike stares at Monty as she sings.
Do you wanna touch (yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
There, yeah
He is sporting a smirk by the time the song ends and Ike blows him a kiss as she runs her hand suggestively along the neck of her guitar. Stoney grins at Ob and swings into Warrant. He lets Alise feel his hands on her breasts, waiting to get slapped back. He grins and sings.
Tori brings them into Cyndi Lauper's Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. Her voice isn't as high as the original, but she hits the notes surprisingly well. She grins at Stoney and nods to the girls taking their places to one side of the stage.
Ob voice echoes eerily as Ike packs away her baby and joins the girls. Jeb pulls the kiddie pool center stage as Ob stirs the crowd. Tori slips away to the entrance to the back hall, looking over the crowd as she passes through. At no sign of Jean-Marc, she lets the others know.
"Thank you for putting up with our interference with tonight's spectacular. Now, the visions of loveliness that you have all been waiting for...
I give you the Ladies of The Twisted Tit Tavern!"
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