Sunday, January 23, 2011
I sigh when the elf makes his way back to me. I can tell by the look on his face he's not enjoying his part in this. Well, subtle isn't gonna cut it, I guess....
"Sir," he begins, but I cut him off.
"She's not used to being turned down, is she?" He shakes his head numbly. "Okay, let me see if I can say this so even she can understand it." I consider for a moment, then give him a tight smile. "You go back there, and you tell her" - I bite off each word with deadly precision - "I wouldn't fuck her if she had the last cunt on Earth."